Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Bishop of Battle (Nightmares, 1983)

Parents in the early 1980s sure had a lot to worry about. Role-playing games were psychologically scarring children with their occult-based fantasy worlds (as depicted in the infamous Jack Chick tract Dark Dungeons and the TV adaptation of Rona Jaffe's Mazes and Monsters, teen suicide and devil worship was being encouraged by subliminal messages hidden in heavy metal music, and an increasingly popular phenomenon, the video arcade, was spreading across suburbia like an STD, threatening to infect once-safe mini-malls.

Yes, there was a time when video arcades held a reputation, in certain circles of worried parents and concerned citizens, as being unsavory dens of vice, where kids skipped school to engage in the antisocial and addictive hobby of gaming in an environment of unhealthy high-score one-upsmanship that was constantly threatening to escalate into violence.

And who knew what REALLY went on in those arcades where kids, once away from their parents' prying eyes, might be smoking, drinking, or gambling.

Video arcades, after all, are often dimly lit (like bars), are lined with noisy, coin-fed machines (like casinos) and sometimes even had a jukebox or a radio station piped loudly through a sound system (like night clubs). It's no wonder Electronic Games Magazine felt compelled to defend the video arcades' sullied reputation in an August 1982 article called "Exploding the Arcade Myths".

Written by "noted educator and social scientist" B. David Brooks, P.H.D., the article identifies and debunks many video arcade myths, among them:

Debunked or not, a lot of these arcade myths are on full display in The Bishop of Battle, the second vignette in the four-story anthology film Nightmares (1983). The Bishop of Battle is a fictional video game and the obsession of teenager J.J. Cooney (Emilio Estevez), a hot-shot gamer whose reputation as a high-scorer is well known in the arcades of Los Angeles.

But not so well known he can't still hustle a few bucks betting for high score on a game of Pleiades. MYTH: Arcades are nothing but gambling houses? Check.

It's customary to lay the pot on the machine in full view of onlookers to discourage any funny business.

J.J's mark is this hair-netted tough who's ready to throw down when he realizes he's been hustled. MYTH: Fighting over high scores? Check.

The sucker runs with a pretty tough crowd, too (you can tell they are tough by the bandannas). And one of them is even smoking a cigar. MYTH: Arcades are where kids go to smoke. Check.

After making a narrow escape (and twenty-five dollars richer) J.J. heads to the relatively safer environment of the Fox Hills Mall arcade to pursue his real passion, trying to reach the mythic 13th level of The Bishop of Battle.

Everyone gathers around to watch J.J.'s latest attempt to beat the Bishop, who beckons in a synthesized voice:
Greetings, Earthling. I am the Bishop of Battle, master of all I survey. I have 13 progressively harder levels. Try me if you dare. Insert coin.
The game itself consists of blasting spaceships and other enemies with a hand-held laser gun while trapped in a circular maze. The vector-based graphics may look primitive today, but with its 3-D rotating maze and free-floating camera, it was far more advanced than anything you'd find in actual arcades of the day.

The control scheme is even a step-up from reality: a light-gun aimed at the screen, combined with traditional joystick and buttons (there were real games with a light-gun as the sole controller, but not in combination with other controllers.)

Some say the Bishop's 13th level is a myth, invented by the manufacturer to part players from their quarters. But J.J. doesn't subscribe to this theory, even though he's never made it past Level 12. He obsessively plays game after game, until nearly getting in a fight with the manager when he is forced to leave the arcade at closing time. MYTH: Arcade games are addictive and encourage anti-social behavior. Check.

Unfortunately J.J.'s parents aren't any comfort. J.J's fixation on beating the Bishop has caused his grades to suffer. They have one of those "you-don't-understand-me-you-never-listen-to-me-I-hate-you" arguments that ends with J.J. being grounded from video games and sent to his room. MYTH: Video games separate kids from families. Check.

Determined to get to Level 13, J.J. sneaks out of his room and breaks into the arcade after hours for a private appointment with the Bishop.

You may be wondering at this point what a story about a teenager addicted to video games is doing in an anthology film titled Nightmares. But J.J.'s obsession is presented as a serious psychological problem, alienating him from friends and family. And the chilling score by Craig Safan lets you know something sinister lurks ahead.

Without any distractions in the empty arcade, J.J. is fully focused as he fights his way to Level 12. For the first time, the game play is presented in a first-person perspective, suggesting J.J. has reached some new stage of involvement with the game.

It's after J.J. has blasted the final enemy of Level 12 that the Bishop's cabinet suddenly starts to spark and smoke before collapsing entirely. J.J. thinks he's beaten the game.

But a moment later an electronic voice intones:
Very good, Earthling. You have just reached Level 13. Welcome. Let's begin.
And J.J.'s body is suddenly surrounded by a shocking electric field.

The mysterious Level 13 begins. Turning the premise of TRON on its head, elements from the video game world crossover into the real world. Each enemy from the game emerges out of the wrecked cabinet.

J.J., still clutching the gun controller, finds that it shoots real lasers.

But the newly materealized enemies can return fire as well... deadly fire.

After turning the arcade into a disaster area, J.J. flees into the mall parking lot...

...only to be confronted by the face of his obsession, which threatens to literally consume him.

Nightmares saw a DVD release by Anchor Bay, but it's out of print as of this writing and going for collector's prices. The Bishop of Battle chapter can be viewed on YouTube (while it lasts).


facerfitz said...

That is one of my favorite anthology films - I own it on VHS. Too bad The Fox Hills Mall is no where NEAR as cool as it was when they made this movie. It's been renovated.

Barry said...

I would KILL to spend an afternoon in that games arcade. Hit pause and you can spot any number of classic arcade games in the background.

While it's not even remotely scary, the 80's fashions are a hoot, as are the punk rock songs J.J. plays on his walkman to get himself psyched up. "Mer-cen-ary... kill for paaaayy!"

The Fiji Mermaid said...

Great write up. I had completely forgotten about this flick. I saw it on HBO many moons ago. Too bad to hear about the oop DVD.

Anonymous said...

What if the end of this game is the beginning of a new adventure?
A cartoon where J.J. must fight aliens, armies, and starships to get back home?
Think of it as D&D Animated meets Captain N. Except that, eventually, everything he zaps
turns things from digital to normal life. The paradox: he zaps things into reality but he can never seem to get home
...or be real himself.

To see more of this fan synopsis, visit this link:

Brother Bill said...

I gotta admit, dndrequiem, it's a pretty cool concept for a sequel or spin-off.

Garrettimus said...

Did Game-O-Rama (the arcade) exist for real in the Fox Hills Mall back then?

pJ said...

Don't know if there was an actual arcade in that corner. However, do this - Google maps - 719 South Broadway, Los Angeles. Go to STREET VIEW and spin 180 - the first arcade is still there.

Garrettimus said...

Thank you very much, PJ, that's the first arcade, indeed. Wow! All these years and it's still there! Do you live in L.A.? I wonder if one can still find classic arcade machines there.

pJ said...

Garrettimus ,

I do live in LA and have passed that arcade when I go downtown. Though, I've never visited.

might be time!

Garrettimus said...

Hey, PJ!

I live in Brazil, I can't go there. In fact, I visited L.A. two years ago but I didn't know where that arcade was, so I didn't have the chance to visit it... If you could take some pictures of the interior. I love "Nightmares", I'm a big fan!

pJ said...

No sweat Garrettimus ,

If I'm down there, I'll try to stop in and grab some. Won't be for a while as I'm swamped with work - but maybe an end of the summer trip.


Garrettimus said...

Thank you very much, PJ!

Please, write down my e-mail address: marcus.chiado (at)


Brother Bill said...

pJ, Send some photos to me too, if you like, and I'll add them to this post.

My email:

computerlove01 said...

Game-o-Rama was just the name for the movie. When the arcade existed back in the day in the Fox Hills Mall it had two names. TIME OUT & SEGA CENTER Either way GAME-O-Rama was just the name for the movie. The location of the arcade is to the immediate right of where the second floor of JCPenney in the mall which still stands to this day.JC Penny, Sees Candy and Hot Dog on a stick are original tenets still at the Fox Hills Mall.

Jett said...

You forgot the epilogue.J.J.'S young sidekick Jock Maxwell has a bad dream about him and calls him,waking up his parents, who discover be's gone. By morning, they and Jock have searched everywhere except the Game-A-Rama.They head there as its opening and the owner hasn't seen J. J.. They start to leave but then see the place in ruins. Jock suddenly sees the now-restored Bishop Of Battle game and J. J. is on the screen in the game arena! "J. J. He's got you! " As Jock and J. J. 'S parents look on in shock, J. J. glows and shrinks and he becomes one more anonymous warrior in the game. "I AM THE BISHOP OF BATTLE. I HAVE 13 PROGRESSIVELY HARDER LEVELS. TRY ME IF YOU DARE! " Also, in the first scene in the Game-O-Rama,Moon Zappa was Pam.J.J.'S rejected, dejected girlfriend. This was the creepiest of all the anthology films. Twilight Zone and Creepshow are great, but Nightmares is the darkest and the creepiest and has one of the scariest music scores I've ever heard, right up there with Jerry Goldsmith's Omen score. I hope it does not go out of print and episode 3,The Benediction is a little scarier than Steven Spielberg and Richard Matheson's Duel.


Jett said...

And how the heck did "some kid in Jersey "get to level 13 twice? The Bishop woueld have swallowed him or her the first time. That kid must have been a faster runner than J. J., and much stupider and a violent insane punk to hit level 13 again! I think the second time had to be a rumor or a misconception,probably because of all that wreckage.

JoeyVegas106 said...

Visiting this page in 2021...and I used to go to the arcade on broadway as a kid many times. When that one was too full, I would walk down to 6th street a block away for a smaller arcade. Great memories.

Blisscast (Eugi) said...

Visiting in 2023! This episode was definitely amazing and kept me glued to my chair, I would have loved to visit that arcade