Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Spooky Little Rascals (Our Gang) episodes

The Little Rascal's (a.k.a. Our Gang) was something I remember watching very early Saturday mornings (before the current cartoon lineup got rolling) and afternoons after school. As far as I was concerned, it was the oldest TV show I'd ever seen (having no idea at the time that these were actually theatrical shorts, that predated consumer television by good twenty years or so).

Despite their age, the humor and appeal of the characters arrived in the 1970s intact (save a few head-scratching references to things like castor oil or "mush"). Part of the appeal for me was the sheer anarchy on display in many of the episodes... a sharp contrast to the supervised and safety-conscious play environments I was accustomed to.

These kids often operated in an adult-free, child-ruled alternate reality, like an urbanized Lord of the Flies. Either that, or they were being antagonized by a borderline criminal adult authority (e.g. crooked orphanage, evil dog-catcher, etc.) that wholly justified any mayhem they might partake in. Either way, it was alluring stuff.

Occasionally The Little Rascal's adventures took a turn for the scary, and of course those are some of my best remembered episodes.

BOUNCING BABIES (1929)

Our first entry is the only Little Rascals short I'm aware of that is actually set on Halloween day. Not that this has any import to the plot, which revolves around Wheezer's (Robert Hutchins) attempt to return his toddler sister to the hospital in exchange for a goat. But it does provide an excuse for the other Rascals to give him and Farina (Allen Hoskins) a scare while in costume.



THE FIRST ROUND-UP (1934)

In this 1934 episode, Spanky (George MacFarland), Stymie (Matthew Beard), Scotty (Scotty Beckett) and others decide to go on a camping trip at Cherry Creek.

It isn't long after the campfire is lit when Spanky and Scotty, the youngest of the group, start speculating excitedly about the possible presence of ghosts.
SPANKY: I hope it gets good and dark!
SCOTTY: Yea, maybe we'll see some ghosts!
Ironically, its the older children that start to get spooked by this suggestion.

When Spanky notices the lantern is projecting his own shadow on a bridge beam, he playfully strikes various lurking poses...

...which appear as a sinister figure to the other kids.

After the others have fled the campsite, Spanky and Scotty are in for a fright of their own when the lantern appears to move on its own (we can see its merely sitting on the back of a turtle).

As they scramble to escape, they become entangled in some bedding which makes them appear as some kind of unusual beast, causing further panic.



OUR GANG FOLLIES OF 1936 (1935)

Spanky, Alfalfa (Carl Switzer), Buckwheat (Billie Thomas) and the rest of the gang are putting on one of their famous variety shows.

One of the acts opens in a moonlit graveyard. A spirit whistles past overhead.

Skeletons rise up one-by-one from behind the tombstones.

A skeleton dance begins!

Porky (Eugene Lee) provides the sound effects of the rattling bones.

The terrified faces in the audience are priceless.

As the dance ends, the skeletons are lifted straight up into the rafters.

But the scares continue between acts after Spanky tosses off his skeleton mask...

...and it lands on his pet monkey...

...which proceeds to chase a frightened Buckwheat off-stage.



SPOOKY HOOKY (1936)

When the circus comes to town, Alfalfa, Spanky, Buckwheat and Porky hatch a plan to get out of school the following day so they can attend.

They forge a doctor's note claiming they're all sick with colds ("or maybe new monia") and leave it on the teacher's desk.

But when they later learn the teacher planned to take the entire class to the circus the following day anyway as a field trip, they sneak back to the school later that night to retrieve their letter.

Buckwheat, left out front alone to stand guard, is freaked out by a nearby owl...

...which is admittedly a little creepy, with only its glowing eyes visible.

Meanwhile, inside the school, a distracted Porky has donned a sheet...

...which interrupts Spanky's lecture to a frightened Alfalfa that there's no such thing as ghosts.

At this point, all the commotion has awakened the sleep-in janitor.

Buckwheat, attempting to hide, accidentally backs up into the bony grips of an anatomy skeleton...

...which continues to cling to his shoulders as he runs through the school.

The janitor flees in mortal fear of the classroom skeleton, even though he surely must have seen the thing every day he came to work...



HIDE AND SHRIEK (1938)

Our next spooky episode begins when Buckwheat and Porky visit Alfalfa's detective agency, which sports the coolest front-door peephole I've ever seen.

While looking for clues investigating a stolen box of candy, the gang ends up hiding in a crate on the back of a truck that, unknown to them, is headed to a haunted attraction at a Long Beach amusement park.

They overhear the workers talk about delivering a pair of headless bodies to the "murder house"...

...but the kids are unaware they're referring to decorations for a ride, and exit the crate terrified.

Alfalfa accidently activates the ride while trying to switch on the lights. A record player with a scary narrator is triggered.

"Many enter this evil house, but few depart alive! But I will give you a chance! There are two doors. If you choose the right one, you may escape. But if you choose the wrong one... Ha ha ha ha!"
The first door they try opens to this jiggling figure.

The next door reveals this smoke-breathing monster. Porky and Alfalfa try to run, but the floor is a treadmill, and they merely run in place as the creature's arms stretch towards them.

Meanwhile Buckwheat, who stayed behind in another room, finds an aquarium populated by skeletal fish.

When he sits down on an organ bench, he is joined by two skeletons, which lower alongside him from above.

Soon Buckwheat joins Porky and Alfalfa. A trapdoor has opened at the end of the treadmill, and as each child tires and falls, they are dropped through the floor...

...and down a chute.

The exit is blocked by this devil-masked skeleton that swings towards them.

The narrator commands them to sit on the bench. When they comply, a safety bar lowers, trapping them as the bench lurches forward.

A massive buzzsaw, positioned right at their neck, blocks their path, but lifts at the last second.

The terrified kids are deposited at the ride's exit.




SPOOK SPOOFING (1928)

This final episode is also the oldest, a silent episode starring Farina, who plays a superstitious boy, afraid of ghosts.

Through a series of practical jokes, he is tricked into believing he's killed another boy, and carries him to the graveyard for burial. Of course the other Rascals are lying in wait with costumes and props to give him a good scare.

This creepy skeletal horse looks like something that escaped from a Survival Research Laboratories show.


The Little Rascals has been available in several different iterations on DVD and VHS, but just go for the 8-disc, 80-episode complete collection.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Sugar Crisp Cereal Haunted House

There was a time not too long ago when cereal companies proudly boasted about the high sugar content of their products. Case in point: Post Sugar Crisp cereal. Not only did it have the word "SUGAR" right there in its name, but its animated mascot was named Sugar Bear.

Sugar Bear's shtick was stealing boxes of his namesake cereal from good-natured nemeses Granny Goodwitch through repeated home invasions. In this TV ad (not sure of the year, but I'm guessing 1966 based on the box art [the cereal's name was changed to Super Sugar Crisp by 1968]) Granny Goodwitch tries to avert the Sugar Bear's latest attempt by using magic to transform her home into an uninviting haunted house.

Sugar Bear finally unmasks Granny, who was disguised as the ghost.

Granny doesn't seem too concerned as she casually folds up her giant bat decoration.

In The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror X (Season 11, 1999), Homer alludes to an eerily similar adventure.

Lisa:
I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires.

Homer:
It was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal.

As consumers became increasingly health conscious, Super Sugar Crisp was renamed to the less incendiary Super Golden Crisp (and then just Golden Crisp).

The Sugar Crisp haunted house commercial can be found on a bargain bin 3-disc DVD set called 1001 Classic Commercials.

Cereal Boxes & Prizes: 1960s (Scott Bruce, 1998) is an excellent picture book and price guide of cereal boxes, advertising and prizes.

Buy The Simpsons: The Eleventh Season here.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

20 Great Ghost Stories, Rare and Haunting (Avon, 1941)

"Here are twenty stories dealing with creatures of the night--vampires, the walking dead--PROFANE BEINGS..

WARNING--Not for reading after midnight!"
20 Great Ghost Stories, Rare and Haunting (Avon Publications, 1941) is a collection of spooky stories culled from the public domain. Excellent cover illustrations by Frank J. Russell (there are interior black and white illustrations as well). In researching the authors of the stories (strangely, none of which are credited in the book) I stumbled upon an excellent resource, Horror Masters, which hosts a robust library of public-domain supernatural short fiction, including every one of the stories from this collection.

Here is the complete contents of the book, with links to the original text.

The Black Cat-Edgar Allan Poe
The Flayed Hand-Guy De Maupassant
The Vengeance of a Tree-Eleanor F. Lewis
The Parlor Car Ghost-Anonymous
The Ghost of Buckstown Inn-Arnold M. Anderson
The Burglar's Ghost-Anonymous
A Phantom Toe-Anonymous
Mrs. Davenport's Ghost-Frederick F. Schrader
The Phantom Woman-Anonymous
The Phantom Hag-Anonymous
From the Tomb-Guy De Maupassant
Sandy's Ghost-Anonymous
The Ghosts of Red Creek-S.T.
How He Caught the Ghost-Anonymous
Grand-Dame's Ghost Story-C.D.
(A) Fight With A Ghost-Q.E.D.
Colonel Halifax's Ghost Story-S.Baring Gould
The Old Mansion-Anonymous
The Dead Woman's Photograph-Anonymous
The Ghost of a Live Man-Anonymous