Montgomery & Morgue Mail-Order Catalog (Cracked Magazine, Feb. 1982)

In the spirit of Norman Bridwell's comical Witch's Catalog, from the Shriek Shop Dept. of Cracked Magazine's Feb. 1982 edition (one of their special "Monster" focused issues), here's Montgomery & Morgue's (it's like Montgomery Wards... but funny!) monsters-only catalog of mail-order mirth.

I'm guessing that third "witch doctor" is some TV-show doctor character (isn't that the CBS eye on his forhead?) but I can't place him...