Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Pigeons From Hell (1961, Thriller)

"Thriller" was an anthology TV-series, dealing in stories of suspense and the supernatural, that aired for only two seasons, from 1961-1962. Hosted by horror icon Boris Karloff, who introduced each episode with the quiet, captivating tone of a master teller of ghost stories, "Thriller" has been described by Stephen King as "...the best horror series ever put on TV." (Danse Macabre, 1981).

"Thriller" featured stories of grave-robbing and ghosts, bleeding paintings and haunted mirrors. Several stories were penned by genre author Robert Bloch (The Hungry Glass, Till Death Do Us Part, et al.)

But the episode I want to share with you now was based on a short story that Stephen King has called "one of the finest horror stories of our century". Novelist Joe R. Lansdale, who adapted the same story for a graphic novel in 2008, has written of this "Thriller" episode that it was "...for many years the most terrifying thing ever shown on television."

It's Robert E. Howard's 1938 short story for Weird Tales magazine, "Pigeons From Hell." If you haven't already read this taut chiller about the evil thing hiding in a decrepit mansion that stands in ruin among the New England forest pines, (later adaptations relocate the story to the bayous of Louisiana), click on over here and check it out. Even though its over 70 years old, it doesn't show its age at all, and remains a quick and chilling read.

The adaptation for "Thriller" changes some names and tweaks the chronology, but its an otherwise faithful adaptation of the original story, which you will definitely want to have read before proceeding further, as there are SPOILERS AHEAD.

Brothers John (David Whorf, dark hair) and Tim Branner (Brandon deWilde, blond) get their car stuck in a gorge while driving down an old country road in Louisiana's swampy backwoods.

Drawn by an otherworldy howling that sounds like a cross between a cat and a baby's cry, Jim wanders into the forest towards a ruined old mansion.

The grounds are swarming with pigeons, which are startled when a second howling cry erupts from the house.

Entering the mansion, the brothers call up to see if anyone is home.

No one responds, but the audience gets to see something the brothers don't... an upstairs door being slowly pulled shut (left side).

The brothers decide to stay the night in the house. They bed down in a neighboring room with a fireplace, and an old portrait of a former resident.

John is awakened in the middle of the night by a hypnotic whistling, accompanied by the rumbling sound of cooing pigeons. He appears to be in a trance as he stalks methodically up the stairs.

Moments later, he lets out a horrific scream, which wakes Tim. Tim runs up the stairs in pursuit of John, only to encounter his brother in a zombie-like state, his head bleeding from what should be a mortal wound, and a hatchet in his hand.

John attacks Tim with the axe, but he manages to get away, fleeing the mansion, only to hit his head while navigating the night-black forest.

He revives in the custody of Sheriff Buckner (Crahan Denton), who had found Tim's catatonic body in the forest and moved him to a nearby shack. Tim explains the baffling story as best he can. Buckner finds it highly suspect, but perceives just enough truth in Tim's fear to give him some benefit of doubt.

They return to the mansion to investigate.

Once upstairs, they find a splash of blood and an old diary.

Buckner explains that the mansion was the property of three sisters, the Blassenville's, who had lived there since the Civil War era, but had left one by one over fifty years ago. The diary appears to be that of the last sister to leave, Elizabeth Blassenville, and has entries describing her fear of some kind of supernatural monster stalking her throughout the house.

Buckner takes Tim to a man he knows, Jacob Blount (Ken Renard), who may know more about the Blassenville's.

Jacob tells of a monster that may be haunting the Blassenville's mansion, a zuvembie, a human who, through voodoo magic, is turned into an undead creature that can hypnotize the living with the sound of its voice, and command a lifeless body until its flesh is cold!

He also reveals that there was a fourth sister, a half-sister who was mistreated by the other Blassenvilles, and who lived as a servant at the house. Buckner and Tim return to the house, planning to wait until morning to perform a thorough search. But they get separated, and Tim is beckoned upstairs by the whistling sound.

Finally we see a glimpse of what is waiting for him upstairs... the fourth sister, the zuvembie!

She approaches the entranced Tim with her hatchet raised to strike!

Meanwhile, Buckner has discovered a secret door to a hidden chamber that is housing what's left of the other three Bassenvilles, who hadn't left the mansion after all.

I won't completely give the ending away here, and instead encourage you to read the original text.

"Thriller" has not been officially released to DVD yet, but there is a placeholder entry for it on Amazon.com where you can sign up to be notified, a promising sign.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Magic from the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland (1970)

"Magic from the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland" (1970) is a fun little 60-page book presenting basic table-magic and card tricks for kids. The tricks are okay, but the real treat of this book is the cartoonish depictions of the Haunted Mansion and its denizens.

Four royal spectres are made to materialize in this card trick, "Rescue of the Queens".

In this rendering of Madame Leota, she looks very similar to Sleeping Beauty's evil sorceress Maleficent (both characters were voiced by Eleanor Audley).

The graveyard's decapitated knight is used to illustrate another card trick, "A Found Head".

The skeleton, whose arm is seen laying the brick and mortar of its own crypt in the Mansion's graveyard, is demonstrating a coin trick.

You won't need a coffin to perform "A Coffin Escape"...just a coin and envelope.

Here's the mysterious hat-box ghost, whose cult popularity with those in-the-know ranks him as the Boba Fett of the Haunted Mansion.

"The Crying Griffin", another coin trick, is illustrated by the leering demonic candelabra from the stretching room.

In this next illustration, a Disney executive explains the impending ticket-price hikes at the Disney parks.



A ballroom ghost, and a business card from "Elias P. Etherial".

One of the stretching portraits.

This green ghoul looks like he could be related to the attic ghosts that pop-up out of the bric-a-brac.

A happy mummy pops out to ask "How old am i?"

The graveyard's masked executioner looks a little underdressed for Disneyland.

The cadaver dangling from the rafters of the stretching room...she lost her life, but looks like she kept her hat.

To my knowledge, there isn't a vampire depicted in any version of the Haunted Mansion attraction, but here's one performing a handkerchief trick.

Another stretching portrait, this time for "The Miracle Rope Splice."

The graveyard opera singers show you how its done in a section on throwing your voice.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Monster Holidays (1974, Norman Bridwell)

We're back with another Norman Bridwell pseudo-serious guide for the monster enthusiast (I previously posted on The Witch's Catalog and How To Care For Your Monster). This time he's focusing on how your pet monster can be enjoyed on holidays throughout the year.

Of course we all know monsters fit right in at Halloween, but I bet it never occured to you that your pet mummy can be useful in a game of snap-apple.

Or that a vampire's fangs and gift of flight give him a unique advantage in bobbing for apples?

They also make a useful chaperon for trick-or-treating.

A mummy might use an Egyptian curse to punish cranky homeowners that "ran out" of candy.

But what about holidays other than Halloween? Bridwell has some interesting advise. For example, he suggest vampires might enjoy the "Hanukah" (sic) menorah, as it will remind him of his castle candelabrum.

With his fear of fire, Frankenstein, on the other hand, might prefer spinning the dreidel.

When New Year's Eve rolls around, you might want to keep an eye on your mummy, lest someone mistake his loose bandages for streamers.

Here's a poem you can send to your vampire on Valentine's Day.

He'll show you his vamp-Irish side (don't blame me--I stole the pun from Bridwell!) on St. Patrick's Day by dressing up as a leprechaun.

A werewolf, on the other hand, may end up catching a real leprechaun and cooking him in his own pot!

April Fool's Day provides an opportunity to play pranks on your monster, but they just might prank you back. As payback for greasing his perch, the vampire has rigged the door to dump a bucket of bats on your head!

Pour some jumping beans into your mummy's hollow body to give him a little get-up-and-go. But his retaliation will trip you up.

A vampire wouldn't make a good Easter bunny, because he'd drop his egg basket while hanging from a tree branch.

Some of your monster's mothers, just in time for Mother's Day.

This last one has to be my favorite. Bridwell suggests a mummy would enjoy the chaos that ensues as ladies fight over Labor Day sales items!